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COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION #7, Free Copy Of Trainer's 9th When You Sign On As A Paid Subscriber

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News And Events From The Week Of November 24-30

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200 MUSLIMS CAME TO CHRISTIANITY IN GAZA AFTER REPORTEDLY SEEING JESUS IN THEIR DREAMS IN WHAT IS BEING DESCRIBED AS A “MIRACLE…”
DEATH TO THE WEIRD, P.I.T. Count Finds More People Sheltered In Austin But Even More Outdoors…
EVERYBODY GOT TO HAVE A HOME, Personal Journalist Hitches Wagon To Nonprofit’s Rising Star…
HIEMS AETERNUM, Texas Power Grid Plagued By Graft & Menace…
YOU WANT THE TRUTH OR A LOT,? The Hartmann Report’s Indictment of Establishment Media…
ARE YOU SURE STEPHEN BAKER DONE IT THIS WAY,? Soldier-Buddha “Making” A “Living” & Sticking It To The Man…
INFLATABLE WHOPPER, THE SIZE OF A SINGLE-CAR GARAGE, BOWLS THROUGH STREETS OF NEWBERG OR. THIS MONTH AFTER BREAKING FREE OF ITS TIES AT LOCAL BURGER KING…
PUNKROCKER’S LAST POEM, Singer Shane MacGowan 65, Dies…
OUT TA GET ME, Austin Poet Takes Office In The Wind At Undisclosed Location Until 2024

DIE LAUGHING

Welcome to the Countdown…whoops.  This week’s headlines are grim.  Ha has aren’t guaranteed in the final century but if there’s a silver lining to the end of the world it’s that there’s always something to write about…

IT’S BEEN A WONDERFUL YEAR

I’m narrowing down my Top 5 for KOOP Radio’s year’s-end list and they’re all natural disasters except one. A tie, really, between the SAG/AFTRA strike and United Auto Workers’ picket line. The writers strike don’t confront me, I mean I ain’t no scab, but the latter should be heard and louder as J. Hartmann’s clarion call-to-arms rang out across my desk this morning.

LIKE AN OLD DEAD TREE

We should die laughing and I hope you can hear me doing same in letters to Steve Inskeep at NPR, Middle East Crisis Explained. Let it ring out and lemme hear ya, welcome to the countdown and rattle yo chains. I am your Big Brother!

VINEGAR TASTERS UNITE

The party whose flier follows this week’s hash is my top pick for feel good/get fed and shake yo ass to the Song Of Freedom event of ‘23. It’s Saint Christopher’s birthday and after taking the title at APS last night he’s giving the people what they want.

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