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COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION, News & Events From Your Pure Pain Dealer

COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION, News & Events From Your Pure Pain Dealer

From The Office Of Jim Trainer With Love & Hate For The Week Of October 6-12

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Oct 13, 2023
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And If God is great and God is good,
why can't he change the hearts of men?
—Tom Waits, “Road To Peace”

Whatever my father’s greater virtues were as a writer, a warrior, and a wise man—in his daily life he was a basket case, or in the vocabulary of the time: dysfunctional.
—Juan Thompson

6:58AM CT and I’m already angry what else but between steady rage and hard grief the light’s always on so come on in have a seat, let’s do work and welcome to the Countdown...

I was looking for a posthumous quote from Hunter Thompson’s first wife about how, for all his outrageousness, he fell short of becoming the great American writer he always wanted to be.

Harsh tokes especially when my own self-expectations hang over your writer in a sad shroud from pre-dawn until dusk when I blow it out like a diabetic schevatz with ice-cream and headshots of Miss U.

Gentlemen turned 30 on October 5, 1993. It’s a date etched on my psyche like a tarot card and symbol of the proud folly of the 20th century and the last time we could make it here. 

Besides writing letters this week, I contributed to Amy Turn Sharp’s mourning pages with another for my old man.

I’m releasing some titles this year. The new gig don’t start until 10/23 and, yes, it is that bad. I am asking for your presale purchase now. Motherfucker. 

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Fight war not wars,
TRAINER
AUSTIN TX

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